Awhuxlb.174 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!mhtsa!harpo!whuxlb!mkg Thu Feb 25 18:27:51 1982 Consulting Rates 4 CCCCoooonnnnssssuuuullllttttiiiinnnngggg RRRRaaaatttteeeessss SWAG Method................................................. .50 Educated Guess.............................................. 1.00 Look at Core Dump (_S_h_o_r_t _L_o_o_k--_1_0 _s_e_c.)..................... 2.50 Look at Core Dump (_L_o_n_g _L_o_o_k--_3_0 _s_e_c.)...................... 3.50 Mistakes Corrected.......................................... 2.00 Mistakes Corrected Correctly................................ 5.00 Consulting From Standard Group.............................. 2.00 Music in Background......................................... .85 Listening to "_B_u_t _I'_v_e _r_u_n _t_h_i_s _j_o_b _b_e_f_o_r_e"................. 30.00 Prayers with any of the above............................... .10 Supervisory Assistance with any of the above................ FFFFRRRREEEEEEEE _S_p_e_c_i_a_l _R_a_t_e_s _f_o_r _S_t_a_n_d_a_r_d _S_u_g_g_e_s_t_i_o_n_s "Run it again".............................................. 2.00 "Turn on a trace"........................................... 2.00 "Take a dump"............................................... 2.00 "JCL Error"................................................. 1.75 "It's in the book".......................................... 2.00 _C_o_m_b_i_n_a_t_i_o_n _o_f _a_n_y _t_w_o _a_b_o_v_e................................ _3._5_0 Rates for anything not covered above: $25.00 for the first 1/4 hour plus $5.00 for each additional 1/8 hour. GGGGrrrroooouuuupppp PPPPrrrrooooggggrrrraaaammmmmmmmiiiinnnngggg TTTThhhheeeerrrraaaappppyyyy DDDDiiiissssccccoooouuuunnnnttttssss AAAAvvvvaaaaiiiillllaaaabbbblllleeee 4
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