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Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking From: djohnson@moose.uvm.edu (Musician!) Subject: Re: Drink list wanted Message-ID: <1993Jan14.183149.16513@uvm.edu> Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1993 18:31:49 GMT Lines: 1557

Here ya go toker...the drink list that you asked for,... Someone uploadedd this to me a few years ago..I forget who it was to give them credit...but anyways, I hope it helps!

------------------- 57-chevy 1 Southern Comfort 1 Grand Marnier 1 Vodka 1 Pineapple

747 1 BAILEY'S 1 AMARETO 1 KAHLUA

ABC 1 AMARETTO 1 BAILEY'S 1 COINTREAU

AGENT ORANGE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 BAILEY'S

AGENT ORANGE 1 Vodka 1 Rum 1 Gin 1 Southern Comfort 1 Yukon Jack 1 Apple Schnapps 1 Melon Liqueor 2 Grenadine 6 Orange Juice How: 32 unit Container filled w/ ice. Shake well

ALABAMA SLAMMER 2 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN 1 TRIPLE SEC

ALABAMA SLAMMER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN 1 O.J.

ALMOND DELIGHT 1 SAMBUKA 2 AMARETTO

ALMOND JOY 2 AMARETTO 1 CREAM DE CACAO DASH OF CREAM

ANGEL'S LIPS 2 BENEDICTINE 1 BAILEY'S

APACHE 1 Kaluha 1 Baileys 1 Midori melon How: Layer (see note 1. below) Drink as a shot in a group.

APPLE BLOSSOM 3 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE

APPLE JACK 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 JACK DANIELS cinnamon powder How: See: Apple Pie

Apple Pie 1 vodka 1 apple juice (a little less) cinnomon powder Glass: small glass (~6oz are good) How: vodka into the glass, add apple juice dash cinnomon on top, DO NOT MIX, SHOOT.

B51 1 KAHLUA 2 BAILEY'S

B52 1 KAHLUA (or 2) 2 BAILEY'S 2 GRAND MARNIER OR COINTREAU How: Layer (see note 1. below)

BLACK RUSSIAN 4 VODKA 1 KAHLUA

WHITE RUSSIAN 4 VODKA 1 KALUA 1 MILK

BACK STREET BANGER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 BAILEY'S

BAD HABIT 1 VODKA 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS

BANANA SPLIT 1 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 KAHLUA

BANANA SPLIT 2 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 VODKA

BANANA DAQUIRI 2 WHITE RUM 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 2 BAR MIX

BUBBLE GUM 1 BANANA LIQUEUR 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 MILK 1 GRENADINE

BETWEEN THE SHEETS 1 brandy 1 triple sec 1 light rum shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass

BIRTH CONTROL 1 RYE 1 GIN

BLACK CAT 1 1 KAHLUA 1 APRICOT BRANDY 1 OUZO

BLACK CAT 2 1 TEQUILA 1 AMARETTO

BLACK MEXICAN 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHLUA

BLOODY BRAIN 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 BAILEY'S 1/2 GRENADINE Pour Bailey's into schnapps to get a cloud type of look and then drizzle in grenadine.

BLOWJOB 1 Irish Cream 1 Grand Manier 1 Creme de Banana

HOW: Girl drinks with hands behind back, by putting mouth over whole glass.

BLOW JOB 1 BAILEY'S 1 BANANA LIQUEUR topped with wipped cream HOW: Same as above.

BOCCI BALL 1 AMARETTO 1 O.J. (VODKA)

BONBON 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA DROP OF GRENADINE

BOOTLEG 1 JACK DANIELS 1 SAMBUCA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

BOOTLEGGER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

BUM FUCKER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 1 JACK DANIELS 1 AMARETTO OR COINTREAU

CHOCLATE CHIP 1 VODKA 1 FRANGELICA (CHILLED)

COMFORTABLE BROTHER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 FRANGELICA

COCONUT CREAM PIE 1 COCONUT RUM 1 WHIPPED CREAM

CRANAPPLE 1 APPLE SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE

CREAMSICLE 3/3/1/1 3 AMARETTO 3 KAHLUA 1 MILK 1 O.J.

CREAMSICLE 1 AMARETTO 15% CREAM 1 O.J.

CREAMY BUSH 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Bushmill's Irish Whiskey

combine in a rock's glass

CUM IN A HOT TUB 1/2 o.j. 1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream

pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect

DEEP THROAT same as blow job, except use salt shaker

DIRTY MOTHER 3 brandy 3 Kahlua

stir in a highball glass

DIRTY SOCK 1 SCOTCH 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

DOUBLE JACK 2 YUKON JACK 1 JACK DANIELS

DRAGONS BREATH 2 EVERCLEAR 2 VODKA 2 GIN 1 DARK RUM 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 3 BUD LIGHT *COKE TO TASTE (?????)*

HOW: Pour over dry ice in a TALL glass to acheive steaming effect. ** Dubbed as the best college drink ever ** (Note: 3 PARTS bud light, not 3 bottles) (totally ruins it if you use too much!)

DR. PEPPER 1 AMARETTO 1 COKE

FIRE AND ICE 1 1/2 pepper vodka 1 tsp. dry vermouth

In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, Stir well, then strain into another glass.

FIREBALL 1 BRANDY 1 SAMBUCA

FIREBALL 1 KAHULA 1 OUZO

FIRECRACKER 1 SCHNAPPS 1 CHERRY BRANDY TABASCO/CINNAMON

FLAMING BLUE FUCK 1 1/2 Sambuca 1/2 Blue Curaco

set on fire and drink through a straw

FLAMING ORGASM 1 beer (good one) 1 shot Bacardi 151

pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...

FLYING DUTCHMAN 2 Gin 1/2 Cointreau or Triple Sec Glass: small, almost filled w/ ice. How : Stir well, chill, strain into 2nd glass

FLYING FUCK 1 SAMBUCA 1 JACK DANIELS

FREDDY THUDPUCKER 1 TEQUILA 1 GALLIANO 1 O.J.

FUZZY DICK 1 Kahlua 1 Gran Marnier coffee

in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

FUZZY NAVEL 2 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 O.J.

GASOLINE 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 TEQUILA

GET LAID 1 1/2 vodka 1 rasberry schnapps pineapple juice splash of cranberry juice

stir in highball glass

GHOSTBUSTER 1 BAILEY'S 1 KAHLUA 1 VODKA

GODFATHER 1 SCOTCH 1 AMARETTO

GODMOTHER 1 VODKA 1 AMARETTO

HAIRY VIRGIN 2 rum 1 Triple Sec 2 orange/pineapple juice

How: serve over ice with a cherry - HAIRY SLUT if served without cherry - FRIDGID HAIRY VIRGIN if ice is blended - HAIRY BITCH if no cherry and blended

HAPPY HAWAIIAN 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

Hat Trick 1/2 dark rum 1/2 sweet vermouth 1/2 light rum

Combine shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then strain into another glass.

HEAD BANGER 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 JACK DANIELS

HOT IRISH NUT 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Frangelica coffee

How: stir in coffee mug (1 part Amaretto optional)

JACKHAMMER 1 JACK DANIELS 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS

JAKE 1 JACK DANIELS COKE to the top

Jamacia me crazy 1/2 amber rum 1/2 tia maria Glass: Tall glass. How: Pour in glass, fill w/ ice, add pineapple juice, stir, pineapple cubes optional

JAMAICAN YOYO 1 RUM 1 TIA MARIA

JELLY BEAN 1 GRENADINE 1 SAMBUCA 1 GALLIANO

KAMIKAZE 1 1/2 VODKA 1/2 TRIPLE SEC OR COINTREAU 2 tsp LIME JUICE

Kamikaze 2 vodka 1 tsp lime juice

In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, Stir well, then strain into another glass.

Russian Kamikaze 2 vodka 1 tsp. Chambord

Same procedure as above.

KISS IN THE DARK 1 gin 1 cherry brandy 1 dry vermouth

How: stir with ice, strain into highball glass

LASER BEAM 1 EACH OF: AMARETTO GALLIANO JACK DANIELS PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS

Serve Over Crushed Ice

LEMONADE 1 VODKA LEMON JUICE

LIQUID COCAINE 1 EACH OF: CROWN ROYAL WILD TURKEY AMARETTO ABSOLUT VODKA

How: Serve in a tall (hurricane glass) filling the glass the rest of the way with half cranberry and half pineapple juice.

LONG ISLAND ICE TEA 1 RUM 1 VODKA 1 GIN 1/2 TEQUILA 1/2 TRIPLE SEC tall glass w/ ice.

Pour in a splash or more to taste of sour mix. Top off w/ Coke and/or Sprite to color and taste. Garnish with a lemon slice.

MANHANDLER 1 VODKA 1 J. DANIELS 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 SLOE GIN

MARGARITA 25 oz. sweet & sour 1 can limeade 6 oz. triple sec 20 oz. tequila 3 oz. Rose's lime juice Water to make a gallon

freeze ahead of time so it is "slushy"

MELLOW YELLOW 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT 1 GALLIANO

MELON BALL 1 VODKA 1 MIDORI 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE MINT CHIP 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 1 KAHULA

MUDSLIDE 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHULA 1 BAILEY'S

MUDSLIDE 1 VODKA 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S

MUPPET (alias POPPER) 4 TEQUILA 1 7-UP

ORANGE CRUSH 3 TRIPLE SEC 1 CRANBERRY JUICE

ORGASM 1 1 Baileys 1 Cointreau Glass: small, ice optional How: drink slowly

ORGASM 2 1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS 1 BAILEY'S

PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR) 1 beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka

drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug

PEACHFUZZ 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 CRANBERRY JUICE

P.B.CHOC. 1 CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA 1 TIA MARIA 1 KAHLUA

PEARL HARBOR 2 VODKA 2 MIDORI 1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

PEARL HARBOR 1 VODKA 1 MIDORI 1 O.J.

PINA COLADA 1.5 MALIBU 1 PINAPPLE JUICE 1 MILK

POP THE CHERRY 2 cherry brandy o.j.

stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice

PURPLE JESUS 1 ginger ale 1 grape juice 1 vodka 1 grain alcohol

Use a container serve as a punch.

QUICK SILVER 1 ANISETTE 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA

REARBUSTER 2 tequila 2 Kahlua cranberry juice

How: stir in highball glass

ROAD RUNNER 1 TIA MARIA 1 GRAND MARNIER

ROMAN RIOT 1 SAMBUCA 1 GALLIANO 1 AMARETTO

ROOTBEER 1 VODKA 1 GALLIANO 1 COKE 1 BEER

RUSSIAN QUALUDE 2 VODKA 2 FRANGELICA 1 MILK

RUSTY NAIL 1.5 SCOTCH 0.5 DRAMBUIE Glass: av. size, fill w/ ice, stirred, Garnish: lemon twist How: FAST THRU STRAW.

Screaming Orgasm 1 1 Baileys 1 Cointreau 1 Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one)

SCREAMING ORGASM 2 1 BAILEY'S 1 SCHNAPPS 1 VODKA

SCREW (basic) 1 part vodka o.j. How: stir in highball glass over ice

- FUZZY add 1 part peach schnapps

- SLOW add 1 part sloe gin

- COMFORTABLE add 1 part Southern Comfort

-UP AGAINST THE WALL add splash of Galliano on top

SEX 1 KAHLUA 1 GRAND MARNIER

SEX MACHINE 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 MILK

SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 TEQUILA 1 TRIPLE SEC

SEX ON THE BEACH 1 PEACH SCHNAPPS 1 VODKA

SEX ON THE BEACH 1 Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 Mellon Liquere (or Midori) 1 Pineapple juice

How: stir in highball glass

SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka

SHARK 1 TEQUILA 1 VODKA 1 TABASCO

Shoot the Root beer (the cheaper the better ;*) rootbeer shnapps Glass : 12oz cup & shot glass How: shot glass' height of beer in the cup drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup.

SICILIAN KISS 1 AMARETTO 1 GALLIANO 1 BAILEY'S

SIT ON MY FACE 1 Bailey's Irish Cream 1 Frangelica 1 Kahlua

layer by pouring reverse to list.

SLEEPER 1 GALLIANO 1 KAHLUA 1 TEQUILA

SLIPPERY NIPPLE 1 SAMBUCA 1 BAILEY'S

SMILE 1 MIDORI 1 APPLE BRANDY

SNAKE BITE 3 JACK DANIELS 1 COINTREAU 1 LIME CORDIAL

SNAKE BITE 1 JACK DANIELS 1 TEQUILA 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

SNAKE BITE 1 YUKON JACK 1 LIME JUICE

Spy Catcher 1 Canadian whisky 1/2 Sambuca

Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.

STILETTO 1 TIA MARIA 1 COINTREAU 1 GALLIANO

STRAWBERRY STRIPPER o.j. 1 1/2 strawberry schnapps 1 Triple Sec How: pour strawberry schnapps into o.j., then Triple Sec - do not stir

T.K.O 1 TEQUILA 1 KAHULA 1 OUZO

T.N.T 4 TEQUILA 1 TABASCO

T.N.T. 1 1/2 blended whisky 1 anisette

TALL SHIP 1 KAHLUA 1 BAILEY'S 1 DRAMBUIE

TANK 1 TANGUERAY 1 JACK DANIELS

Tequila Slammer 1 1/2 tequila 1/2 oz. 7-up

Pour into shotglass, cover w/ a coaster. While holding coaster tightly on glass, slam glass onto table, slam contents.

TEST TUBE BABY 1 VODKA 1 AMARETTO

TETANOS SHOT 1 SCHNAPPS 1 CHERRY BRANDY 1 BAILEY'S

TIGHT SNATCH 1 1/2 light rum 1 peach schnapps pineapple juice

How: stir in highball glass

TOASTED ALMOND 1 KAHLUA 1 AMARETTO 1 MILK

TOOTSIE ROLL 1 DARK CREME DE CACAO 1 O.J.

UP THE DUFF Coffee Liqueur Creme de Cacao Brandy Cream Ice Cream

VIRGIN 1 1/2 gin 1/2 white creme de menthe 1 forbidden fruit

How: shake with ice, strain into highball glass

VULCAN MIND PROBE 1 Wild Turkey 1 Ouzo 1 151

WATERMELON 4 MIDORI 1 CRANBERRY JUICE

WEREWOLF 1 JACK DANIELS 1 DRAMBUIE

WINDEX 1 VODKA 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 BLUE CURACAO 1 LIME JUICE

WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB 1 Kahlua 1/2 peppermint schnapps 100 proof milk or cream

stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)

ZIPPER 15% CREAM 1 TRIPLE SEC 1 TEQUILA

ZIPPER 1 BAILEY'S 1 GRAND MARNIER 1 ANISETTE

============================================================================== Notes: (1) Layering, of different ingredients is achieved by pouring the ingredients over the back of a spoon, into a glass.

(2) I always use proportions as guidelines only, and I think they should NOT be strictly adhered to, but experiment. We are doing it for the taste aren't we? For there are sure cheaper ways to get drunk!

(3) This list was compiled by Peter Flodin (s3021421@ipc04.mpce.mq.edu.au), and is the result from editing a number of different lists and articles that have appeared on rec.food.drink . Obviously I haven't tried all these, any comments, additions and corrections appreciated.

"THE ULTIMATE DRINK LIST" -from several people in alt.party and rec.food.drink. -put together by chattha@mailserver.sfu.ca. -thanks to everybody who posted.

When a recipe says one part, it means just that any equal part.

1 shot = 1.5 ounces = 44ml

A "shotglass" is usually 1.5 ounces, but sometimes 2 ounces with a measuring line at 1.5 ounces. You can also buy (in US) "short shot" glasses or "pony shots" which are 1 ounce. Pony shots are usually used with martinis, manhattans, and rob roys.

"Fifth" = 4/5 Qt. = 1/5 Gal. = 25.6 oz now => 750 ml = 25.5 oz "Pint" = 1/2 Quart = 16 oz now => 500 ml = 17.0 oz "Half-Pint" = 1/2 pint = 8 oz now => 200 ml = 6.8 oz "Half-Gallon" = 64 oz now => 1750 ml = 59.7 oz "Quart" = 32 oz now => 1000 ml = 34.1 oz

Well, let's see...8 oz = 1 cup = 250 mL...hmm, I think an ounce may be 0.03125 L (or 31.25 mL). 1 shot is one ounce, and 1 part just means to get the ratio of the ingredients right (it doesn't matter what you use). To get % alcohol by volume, divide the proof by two.

Here's one which is quite popular at the moment here in Karlsruhe,Germany. It's calles 'Orgasmus' (yes, 'orgasm') and mixed as follows:

1 part Tequila 1 part Baileys

into a little glass. Looks like, um..., but tastes fine.

Here are a few recipies for like drinks. They all taste just... just... ("orgasmic", shouts the crowd) err yeah, orgasmic. And they're easy to make and bloody expensive. They're all made in a small liqueur glass, cos any more makes your nose fall off.

Apache ------ 1 part Kaluha 1 part Baileys 1 part Midori melon

Pour Kaluha into bottom of glass. Over the back of a spoon, add the Baileys. Same for the Midori on top. Serve more than one to each person. Upon command, everyone drinks contents of the glasses in one shot. Sit back and watch.

B-52 ---- 1 part Kaluha 1 part Baileys 1 part Cointreau

Same procedure as above.

Blowjob ------- 1 part Kaluha 1 part Baileys Whipped cream

Same procedure as above, but place whipped cream on top. You may have to suck or lick the cream off the top to get to the liqueur (hence the name?)

Orgasm ------ 1 part Baileys 1 part Cointreau

Mix in small glass (tumbler?), not necessarily over ice (I think it wastes the taste). Drink slowly. Repeat. Pass out.

Screaming Orgasm ---------------- 1 part Baileys 1 part Cointreau 1 part Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one)

As above.

etc.... Experimentation with liqueurs, if you can afford it, is a very pleasant way to have your legs fall off of an evening.

Blowjob: 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Grand Manier, 1 part Creme de Banana

Girl is supposed to drink it with hands tied behind her back. Picks up the glass with her mouth all the way around it and suck it down. Everybody guesses whether she spits or swallows.

EverClear Jello (190 proof grain alc) orange flavored jello knox unflavored jello

take the 4 cup of water jello box and empty it into a bowl, mix in 3 cups of hot water and desolve jello, add two packets of knox unflavored jello, then add one cup of everclear. Pour into mold or for best results pour into paper pill cups (small ones you get in the hospital) and let set.

hours later (2+) eat up, yum!

Vodka can be substituted for everclear with good results, just use two cups of vodka and two cups of water.

Romulan Ale

1 jgr Bacardi 151 1 jgr Blue Curaco

A "guaranteed" success at any 21 party and for later on that night

Vulcan Mind Probe Wild Turkey, Ouzo, and 151

Bill: I am inferring from your emotional pleas for a drink recipe list that you might enjoy mixing up this recipe which can be served as a jumbo drink or strained as shooters.

AGENT ORANGE: 1 ounce each of Vodka, Rum, Gin, Southern Comfort, Yukon Jack, Apple Schnapps, and Melon Liqueor. 2 ounces of Grenadine. 6 ounces of Orange Juice. Pour into 32 oz container filled to top with ice. Shake well and serve. Make sure you have a designated driver if you drink the whole concoction by yourself.

BAR CHEAT SHEET ** All drinks are 1 shot per, unless stated otherwise.

57 Chevy Comfort/Grand Marnier/Vodka/Pineapple 747 BAILEY'S/AMARETO/KAHLUA ABC AMARETTO/BAILEY'S/COINTREAU AGENT ORANGE SOUTHERN COMFORT/BAILEY'S ALABAMA SLAMMER 2/1/1 SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/TRIPLE SEC ALABAMA SLAMMER 2/1/1 SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/ O.J. ALMOND DELIGHT 1/2 SAMBUKA/AMARETTO ALMOND JOY 2/1 AMARETTO/CREAM DE CACAO/ DASH OF CREAM ANGEL'S LIPS 2/1 BENEDICTINE/BAILEY'S APPLE BLOSSOM 3/1 APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE APPLE JACK APPLE SCHNAPPS/JACK DANIELS B51 KAHLUA/BAILEY'S B52 1/2/2 KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER BLACK RUSSIAN 4/1 VODKA/KAHLUA WHITE RUSSIAN 4/1/1 VODKA/KALUA/MILK BACK STREET BANGER JACK DANIELS/BAILEY'S BAD HABIT VODKA/PEACH SCHNAPPS BANANA SPLIT BANANA LIQUEUR/KAHLUA BANANA SPLIT BANANA LIQUEUR/VODKA BANANA DAQUIRI 2/1/2 WHITE RUM/BANANA LIQUEUR/BAR MIX BUBBLE GUM BANANA LIQUEUR/SOUTHERN COMFORT/MILK/GRENADINE BIRTH CONTROL RYE/GIN BLACK CAT KAHLUA/APRICOT BRANDY/OUZO BLACK CAT TEQUILA/AMARETTO BLACK MEXICAN TEQUILA/KAHLUA BLOW JOB BAILEY'S/BANANA LIQUEUR BOCCI BALL AMARETTO/O.J. (VODKA) BONBON TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA/DROP OF GRENADINE BOOTLEG JACK DANIELS/SAMBUCA/SOUTHERN COMFORT BOOTLEGGER JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT BUM FUC*ER JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA CAPITAL PUNISHMENT JACK DANIELS/AMARETTO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU CHOCLATE CHIP CHILLED VODKA/FRANGELICA COMFORTABLE BROTHER SOUTHERN COMFORT/FRANGELICA COCONUT CREAM PIE COCONUT RUM/WHIPPED CREAM CRANAPPLE APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE CREAMSICLE 3/3/1/1 AMARETTO/KAHLUA/MILK/O.J. CREAMSICLE AMARETTO/15% CREAM/O.J. DIRTY SOCK SCOTCH/PINEAPPLE JUICE DOUBLE JACK 2/1 YUKON JACK/JACK DANIELS DR. PEPPER AMARETTO/COKE FIREBALL BRANDY/SAMBUCA FIREBALL KAHULA/OUZO FIRECRACKER CINNAMON SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/TABASCO FLYING FUC* SAMBUCA/JACK DANIELS FREDDY THUDPUCKER TEQUILA/GALLIANO/O.J. FUZZY NAVEL 2/1 PEACH SCHNAPPS/O.J. GASOLINE SOUTHERN COMFORT/TEQUILA GHOSTBUSTER BAILEY'S/KAHLUA/VODKA GODFATHER SCOTCH/AMARETTO GODMOTHER VODKA/AMARETTO HAPPY HAWAIIAN KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/PINEAPPLE JUICE HEAD BANGER SOUTHERN COMFORT/ JACK DANIELS JACKHAMMER JACK DANIELS/PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS JAKE JACK DANIELS/COKE to the top JAMAICAN YOYO RUM/TIA MARIA JELLY BEAN GRENADINE/SAMBUCA/GALLIANO KAMIKAZE VODKA/DASH-TRIPLE SEC/LIME JUICE LEMONADE VODKA/LEMON JUICE MANHANDLER VODKA/J. DANIELS/SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN MELLOW YELLOW SOUTHERN COMFORT/GALLIANO MELON BALL VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE MINT CHIP PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/KAHULA MUDSLIDE TEQUILA/KAHULA/BAILEY'S MUDSLIDE VODKA/KAHLUA/BAILEY'S MUPPET 4/1 TEQUILA/7-UP also POPPER ORANGE CRUSH 3/1 TRIPLE SEC/CRANBERRY JUICE ORGASM PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/BAILEY'S PEACHFUZZ PEACH SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE P.B.CHOC. CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA/TIA MARIA/KAHLUA PEARL HARBOR 2/2/1 VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE PEARL HARBOR VODKA/MIDORI/O.J. PINA COLADA 1.5/1/1 MALIBU/PINAPPLE JUICE/MILK QUICK SILVER ANISETTE/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA ROAD RUNNER TIA MARIA/GRAND MARNIER ROMAN RIOT SAMBUCA/GALLIANO/AMARETTO ROOTBEER VODKA/GALLIANO/COKE/BEER RUSSIAN QUALUDE 2/2/1 VODKA/FRANGELICA/MILK SCREAMING ORGASM BAILEY'S/SCHNAPPS/VODKA SEX KAHLUA/GRAND MARNIER SEX MACHINE KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/MILK SEX ON THE BEACH PEACH SCHNAPPS/TEQUILA/TRIPLE SEC SEX ON THE BEACH PEACH SCHNAPPS/VODKA SHARK TEQUILA/VODKA/TABASCO SICILIAN KISS AMARETTO/GALLIANO/BAILEY'S SLEEPER GALLIANO/KAHLUA/TEQUILA SLIPPERY NIPPLE SAMBUCA/BAILEY'S SMILE MIDORI/APPLE BRANDY SNAKE BITE 3/1/1 JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU/LIME CORDIAL SNAKE BITE JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT SNAKE BITE YUKON JACK/LIME JUICE STILETTO TIA MARIA/COINTREAU/GALLIANO T.K.O TEQUILA/KAHULA/OUZO T.N.T 4/1 TEQUILA/TABASCO TALL SHIP KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/DRAMBUIE TEST TUBE BABY VODKA/AMARETTO TETANOS SHOT SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/BAILEY'S TANK TANGUERAY/JACK DANIELS TOASTED ALMOND KAHLUA/AMARETTO/MILK TOOTSIE ROLL DARK CREME DE CACAO/ O.J. WATERMELON 4/1 MIDORI/CRANBERRY JUICE WEREWOLF JACK DANIELS/DRAMBUIE WINDEX VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CURACAO/LIME JUICE ZIPPER 15% CREAM/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA ZIPPER BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER/ANISETTE

Here is a good one to try. Get some fruit (apples, watermellon, oranges, bannanas, etc) and a bottle (or two, if you're really bold) of Everclear (can you guys get it up there?). If not, use 100 proof vodka or 151 rum. Slice up the fruit and let it soak by itself overnight in the alcohol. Then add a 3-4 (maybe 5) cans of Haiwaian Punch and a bottle or two of something fizzy (ginger ale, seven up, etc.). Enjoy and watch out for the apples, they hold the most alcohol.

Mix equal parts of ginger ale, grape juice, vodka, and grain alcohol. It's called "Purple Jesus."

Be prepared to have a lot of people spend the night!

Ok, here are a few shots for your friend. I don't really think this person will consider you their friend the next morning. :-)

This one isn't a shot, but a "welcome" of age.

Rusty Nail.

1 1/2 oz. Scotch 1 lemon twist 1/2 oz. Drambuie

Pour the Scotch and Drambuie into an average sized glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, then garnish w/ the lemon twist. Have birthday person drink this through a mixing straw as fast as they can. (NOTE) This is an "acquired" taste drink. Tastes like you are chewing on a rusty nail. ;-)

Ok, now for the shots... even though some aren't.

Flying Dutchman 2 oz. Gin 1/2 oz. Cointreau or Triple Sec

Combine the Gin and other in a small glass almost filled w/ ice cubes. Stir well, let it chill, strain into another glass, then serve. (NOTE) Can also be served warm. If too cheap to buy ice, etc.

Hat Trick 1/2 oz. dark rum 1/2 oz. sweet vermouth 1/2 oz. light rum

Combine everything in a shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes. Shake well then strain into another glass.

Godfather 1 1/2 oz. Scotch 1/2 oz. amaretto

Pour both ingredients into a glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, shake well, then strain into another glass.

Tequila Slammer 1 1/2 oz. tequila 1/2 oz. 7-up

Pour both into shot glass, cover w/ a napkin. While holding napkin tightly on glass, slam shot glass onto table, remove napkin, slam contents.

Fire and Ice 1 1/2 oz. pepper vodka 1 tsp. dry vermouth

In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, combine both of the ingredients. Stir well, then strain into another glass.

Kamikaze 2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. lime juice

In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes, combine both ingredients. Stir well, then strain into another glass.

Kamikaze #2 1 1/2 oz. vodka 2 tsp. lime juice 1/2 oz. Cointreau or triple sec

Same procedure as above.

Russian Kamikaze 2 oz. vodka 1 tsp. Chambord

Same procedure as above. (yes my fingers are getting tired) ;-)

Biolermaker 1 oz. blended whiskey 12 oz. beer

Pour the whiskey into a shot glass. Pour the beer into a mug. (If available) I have two, but were "procured" from a local eating establishment. Yes I'm a poor, starving, deprived, (other pitiful excuse inserted here) college student. Otherwise, drink right out of the can, you're among friends. Drink the whiskey in one go. Sip the beer.

Spy Catcher 1 oz. Canadian whisky 1/2 oz. Sambuca

Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.

T.N.T. 1 1/2 oz. blended whisky 1 oz. anisette

Same procedure as above.

By popular demand:

THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE TO SEX DRINKS

SHOOTERS --------

BLOW JOB 1/2 shot Kahlua topped with whipped cream

no hands, tilt your head back and swallow

CUM IN A HOT TUB 1/2 shot o.j. 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect

DEEP THROAT (same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) the tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal

FLAMING BLUE FUCK 1 1/2 oz. Sambuca 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco

set on fire and drink through a straw

ORGASM 1/2 shot mint schnapps 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

layer the drink

SIT ON MY FACE 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot Frangelica 1 shot Kahlua

layer Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua

WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB 1 shot Kahlua 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof milk or cream

stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)

TALL COOL ONES ... ---- ---- ---- ---

BETWEEN THE SHEETS 1 oz. brandy 1 oz. triple sec 1 oz. light rum

shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass

CREAMY BUSH 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey

combine in a rock's glass

DIRTY MOTHER 3 oz. brandy 3 oz. Kahlua

stir in a highball glass

FLAMING ORGASM 1 beer (good one) 1 shot Bacardi 151

pour beer into glass, flame the 151, drop it in the beer and slam...

FUZZY DICK 1 part Kahlua 1 part Gran Marnier coffee

in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

GET LAID 1 1/2 oz. vodka 1 oz. rasberry schnapps pineapple juice spash of cranberry juice

stir in highball glass

HAIRY VIRGIN 2 parts rum 1 part Triple Sec 2 parts orange/pineapple juice

serve over ice with a cherry (if no cherry, it is called a HAIRY SLUT) (if you blend the ice in, it is a FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN) (if no cherry and blended, then it is a HAIRY BITCH)

HOT IRISH NUT 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Frangelica coffee

stir in coffee mug (1 part Amaretto optional)

KISS IN THE DARK 1 oz. gin 1 oz. cherry brandy 1 oz. dry vermouth

stir with ice, strain into highball glass

ORGASM 2 oz. vodka 2 oz. amaretto 2 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. light cream

shake with ice, strain into highball glass

PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR) 1 beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka

drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug

POP THE CHERRY 2 oz. cherry brandy o.j.

stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice

REARBUSTER 2 oz. tequila 2 oz. Kahlua cranberry juice

stir in highball glass

SCREAMING ORGASM bartender's chair equal parts - rum vodka bourbon

open mouth, lean back, swallow until you can't swallow any more

SEX ON THE BEACH 1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 part Mellon Liquere (or Midori) 1 part Pineapple juice

stir in highball glass (SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka) (RAPE UNDER THE BOARDWALK- add more alcohol -Allon Stern)

STRAWBERRY STRIPPER o.j. 1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps 1 oz. Triple Sec

pour strawberry schnapps into o.j., then Triple Sec - do not stir

TIGHT SNATCH 1 1/2 oz. light rum 1 oz. peach schnapps pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

VIRGIN 1 1/2 oz. gin 1/2 oz. white creme de menthe 1 oz. forbidden fruit

shake with ice, strain into highball glass

THE `SCREW' DRINKS --- ------- ------

here is how to add things together to get the various `screw' drinks.

BASIC SCREW 1 part vodka o.j.

stir in highball glass over ice

FUZZY add 1 part peach schnapps

SLOW add 1 part sloe gin

COMFORTABLE add 1 part Southern Comfort

UP AGAINST THE WALL add splash of Galliano on top

combine as necessary

No, seriously. An Orgasm can be made like so....

3/4 oz. Irish cream liqueur 3/4 oz. Grand Marnier 3/4 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. vodka

Shake with ice cubes, and empty (cubes and all) into a rocks glass.

In a suitably sized glass (depending upon effect required, but generally a small, tall one) place a measure of Baileys (about half the glass). On top of this (over the back of a spoon), float the same measure of Cointreau.

Imbibe rapidly.

Here is a drink that I know everyone will enjoy.

Jamacia me crazy

In a tall glass pour 1/2 ounce amber rum 1/2 ounce tia maria fill glass with ice add pineapple juice

stir and enjoy.

An added touch is to put pineaple cubes in the drink.

I was sittin here readin the net when I thought of some drinks I made while I was in college. These are drinks made with the bare essentials - nothing expensive, extravagant, and not found in the corner store.

A few of my favorites were (read: are)

Apple Pie - one part vodka a little less than one part apple juice cinnomon powder a small glass (~6oz, the little ones jelly comes in are good) Pour vodka into the glass add apple juice a dash o cinnomon on top DO NOT MIX Drink quickly When mixed in the right perportion the drink will taste like Grandma's own.

Apple Jack - substitute Jack Daniel's mix same Tastes like the cereal of same name.

Shoot the Root -beer (the cheaper the better ;*) rootbeer shnapps 12oz cup shot glass

with a shot glass' height of beer in the cup drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup o beer Pound Adjust mix to taste like root beer. Mmm Mmm good %*)

Mix in a punch bowl:

2 cups sugar 375 ml (1/2 bottle) inexpensive Brandy (say, Christian Brothers) 5 bottles decent cheap champagne (say, Frexinet)

then stir in

6 oranges, 6 lemons and 6 limes, sliced thin into rounds 1 pineapple, cut into chunks (canned will do, but fresh is better) 1/2 bag of ice in small cubes or crushed (more or less to fit the bowl)

To complete, garnish with strawberries and pour a final bottle of champagne theatrically over the top.

Total cost is around $50 (maybe as low as $25 if you use really cheap champagne) for about 50 drinks.

Here's my favorite punch that can be served any time:

NULL & VOID PUNCH ----------------- 750ml VODKA 500ml WILDBERRY SCHNAPPS 500ml PEACH SCHNAPPS 375ml SOUTHERN COMFORT 2 liters of Hawaiian Punch

Mix with ice in a Tupperware dish pan. Serve in 16 oz glasses (with caution). Tastes great, but can lead to wastedness if comsumed too quickly, hence the name NULL & VOID punch. Brought to you by TIKI.

(Did you get the number of that)

TRUCK PUNCH -----------

1 Liter bourbon whiskey 1 Fifth Apple Snapps 1/2 Fifth Cinnamon Snapps 2 Liters Squirt

Give yourself a break, use ice. :-)

I made this for a party a few weeks ago, out of stuff that I had on hand and that sounded like it might taste good. No measurements -- just to taste (and to color). It was yummy.

Vile Green Stuff

Orange Juice Soda water (seltzer, fizzy, whatever you call it) Midori (what makes it green) Peach Schnapps --

1/5 Blue Hawaiin (sp) Maui Schnapps 1 gallon Orange Juice 1/5 Light Rum

Another drink that sounds rather interesting...

Below are three formulas for an Alabama Slammer. They're all quite similar, but since they vary I'll include them all.

------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Alabama Slammer #1 **

1/2 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. triple sec 1/2 oz. sloe gin 1/2 oz. galliano splash of orange juice

shake, strain into lowball glass ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Alabama Slammer #2 ** | ** Alabama Slammer #3 ** | 1 oz. Southern Comfort | 1 oz. Southern Comfort 1/2 oz. Orange juice | 1/2 oz. Sloe Gin 1/2 oz. sloe gin | 1/2 oz. Triple Sec | shake, strain into lowball glass | --------------------------------------------------------------------------

This was a local (Portland OR) bartender's favorite recipe for Long Island Iced Teas:

1/2 shot gin 1/2 shot vodka 1/2 shot rum 1/2 shot triple sec Fill with sweet and sour and add a splash of Coke. Serve in a pint glass.

PUSSER'S PAIN KILLER

1 oz coconut cream 4 oz pineapple juice, chilled 1 oz orange juice 3-4 oz Pusser's rum 5-6 ice cubes 4 oz crushed ice 1 small Union Jack flag

Combine coconut cream, juices, rum, and ice cubes in shaker and shake vigorously. Put crushed ice in a chilled 14-oz tall glass and strain

HUSH PUPPY -

1 shot Jack Daniels 2 shots Coke combine in beer mug

1/2 shot root beer schnaps 1/2 shot sambuca combine in shooter glass

lower shooter glass into beer mug containing the J.D. and Coke

Chug

BERRY DEADLY Try this one:

2 pints Everclear 1 bottle Boone Strawberry Hill Wine 1/2 gallon orange juice 1 gallon Tropical Berry Kool-Aid

This one will knock everybody on their ass!

Something a little More Refined... Strawberry Bolle

3 bottles chilled Moselle 1 bottle chilled Champagne 1 kg (2 pounds) sliced, hulled strawberries 8 tablespoons sugar

Sprinkle strawbs with sugar, add one bottle Moselle. Chill for several hours. To serve, pour into large bowl with ice, add the rest of the wine. Serve in small wine glasses.

EVERYBODY'S IRISH 2 oz Irish Whiskey 1 oz green Chartreuse 1 oz green Creme de Menthe

In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

ALGONQUIN 1 1/2 oz blended whiskey 1/2 oz dry vermouth 1 oz pineapple juice

In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

BABY'S BOTTOM 1 1/2 oz blended whiskey 1/2 oz white creme de cacao 1/2 oz white creme de menthe

In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

BAY HORSE 1 1/2 oz blended whiskey 1 oz heavy cream 1/2 oz Pernod 1/4 teaspoon grated nutmeg 1/2 oz dark creme de cacao

In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the whiskey, Pernod, creme de cacao, and cream. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes. Garnish with the nutmeg.

BOILERMAKER 1 oz blended whiskey 12 oz beer

Pour the whiskey into a shot glass. Pour the beer into a beer mug. Drink the whiskey in one go. Sip the beer. Drink a Boilermaker only if you are sober before you start and tough enough to drink whiskey in one go. A variation is that you drop the filled shot glass directly into the filled beer mug and drink the entire contents in one go.

MANHATTAN 2 oz blended whiskey 3 dashes Angostura bitters 3/4 oz sweet vermouth 1 cherry

In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes (doesn't this sound familiar?), combine the whiskey, vermouth, and the bitters. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the cherry. I'm sure a few people are gonna wonder what the heck a bitter is. Basically all they are is an herb. Its just something to add a little different taste.

heheheh

have phun with it!

=- Dave djohnson@moose.uvm.edu *Musician* Dave C Johnson