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-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^- - 20 different people - - that you meet in the - - mens bathroom - -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-

1) Excitable : Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts. 2) Sociable : Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. 3) Cross eyed : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. 4) Timid : Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back 5) Indifferent : All urinals taken, pisses in sink. 6) Clever : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor 7) Worried : Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 8) Frivolous : Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals. 9) Absent minded:Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. 10) Childish : Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles 11) Sneak : Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent. 12) Patient : Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands. 13) Desperate : Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. 14) Tough : Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry. 15) Efficient : Waits until he has to crap, then does both. 16) Fat : Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe. 17) Little : Stands on a box, falls in ad drowns. 18) Drunk : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. 19) Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away. 20) Conceited : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

Concieved by THE SEATTLE SAINT

Re-typed and re-edited by CRACK-MAN.

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-Digital Domain 313/399-9472 (bbs) -Shatter house 501/490-0334 (ae/bbs) -Zero Page 305/983-4134 (ae/bbs 10 megs) -Edge of Infinity 313/649-3457 (bbs featuring USER CONTROL LANGUAGE)