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Below is the All in the Family episode guide.

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1. MEET THE BUNKERS A surprise anniversary party is the setting for the latest high-decibel debate between Archie Bunker and his son-in-law, Michael Stivic.

2. WRITING THE PRESIDENT Mike writes a letter to the White House protesting the sorry state of the Union, prompting Archie to take pen in hand for his own rebuttal.

3. ARCHIE'S ACHING BACK Archie is convinced he'll collect a larger settlement from a petty traffic accident if a Jewish lawyer handles the case.

4. ARCHIE GIVES BLOOD Archie refuses to donate blood because he's afraid his vital fluids might get mixed in with those of a different race.

5. JUDGING BOOKS BY COVERS Archie scorns one of Mike's effeminate friends, unaware that one of his toughest beer-drinking buddies is himself a well-adjusted gay.

6. GLORIA IS PREGNANT Archie's dreams of becoming a grandfather are dashed when Gloria suffers a sudden miscarriage.

7. NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE WAY, LET'S BE STRANGERS Mike invites one of his hippie friends to spend the night in the Bunkers' living room, despite Archie's strenuous objections.

8. LIONEL MOVES INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD Archie does his best to keep a black family from buying the house next door, only to discover that the prospective buyers are Lionel's parents.

9. EDITH HAS JURY DUTY Edith abandons the kitchen for the courtroom when she is chosen for jury duty, leaving Archie to fend for himself.

10. ARCHIE IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS JOB No one in the family gets any sleep when Archie spends the night worrying that he might lose his job.

11. GLORIA DISCOVERS WOMEN'S LIB Gloria leaves the house in a rage when Mike refuses to recognize her as an equal partner in her marriage.

12. SUCCESS STORY Archie reevaluates his definition of success after he meets an old army buddy who's become wealthy in the used-car trade.

13. THE FIRST AND LAST SUPPER The Jeffersons arrive for dinner at the Bunkers' -- minus husband George, who refuses to socialize with his white neighbors.

14. THE SAGA OF COUSIN OSCAR Archie is incensed when his sponging cousin Oscar has the nerve to drop dead in the upstairs bedroom.

15. GLORIA POSES IN THE NUDE Mike has second thoughts after he agrees to let Gloria pose as a nude model for one of his artist friends.

16. ARCHIE IN THE LOCK-UP Archie suffers the ultimate indignity when he's arrested along with a group of radicals at a protest rally.

17. EDITH WRITES A SONG A pair of burglars holds the family at bay with Archie's own pistol.

18. FLASHBACK: MIKE MEETS ARCHIE On the Stivic's first wedding anniversary, the family recalls the day Archie and Michael met.

19. THE ELECTION STORY Mike and Gloria campaign for the liberal candidate in a local election, while Archie places himself in the opposing camp.

20. EDITH'S ACCIDENT A priest pays a call to reward Edith's honesty for leaving a note on his car after she accidentally dents it with a large can of cling peaches.

21. THE BLOCKBUSTER An unscrupulous black real estate salesman tempts Archie to sell his house to a black family at an inflated profit.

22. MIKE'S PROBLEM Gloria is upset when Mike's nervousness over his grades causes him to become temporarily impotent.

23. THE INSURANCE IS CANCELED Archie lays off a Puerto Rican worker during a cutback at the dock; and his homeowner's policy is canceled when his neighborhood is redlined as a bad risk.

24. THE MAN IN THE STREET Archie Bunker becomes the voice of the American working man when his man-on-the-street interview is scheduled to appear on Walter Cronkite's "Evening News."

25. COUSIN MAUDE'S VISIT Edith's feisty cousin, Maude, drops in for a visit during a flu epidemic at the Bunker House.

26. CHRISTMAS DAY AT THE BUNKERS Archie casts a pall on the family's yuletide spirits when he complains that he was passied over for this year's Christmas bonus.

27. THE ELEVATOR STORY Archie gets caught in an elevator, along with a pregnant Puerto Rican and her husband, an aging hippie, and an erudite black businessman.

28. EDITH'S PROBLEM Edith is suddenly moody and irritable with the approach of menopause.

29. ARCHIE AND THE FBI Archie's paranoia during a mysterious government investigation drives him to betray a long-standing friendship.

30. MIKE'S MYSTERIOUS SON An old girlfriend of Mike's suddenly arrives at the Bunkers' with a four-year-old boy that she claims is his son.

31. ARCHIE SEES A MUGGING Archie refuses to get involved with police, even though he's the only witness to a neighborhood mugging.

32. ARCHIE AND EDITH ALONE The Bunkers are on their own for eight days after Mike and Gloria go off to spend a week at a commune.

33. EDITH GETS A MINK Archie is too proud to let Edith accept a mink stole from her cousin Amelia, until he sees a chance to make a three-hundred-dollar profit.

34. SAMMY'S VISIT Sammy Davis, Jr., encounters Archie Bunker in all his glory when the star ventures out to Queens to retrieve a briefcase he left in Munson's taxicab.

35. EDITH THE JUDGE Edith arbitrates a dispute between Archie and the irate proprietor of a laundromat.

36. ARCHIE IS JEALOUS Archie is disturbed to discover Edith once spent an entire weekend with an old beau.

37. MAUDE The Bunkers attend the wedding of cousin Maude's daughter, Carol. [This episode was the pilot for "Maude."]

38. ARCHIE AND THE EDITORIAL After he rails against gun control in a TV editorial, Archie meets his two biggest supporters -- a pair of stickup artists who rob him at gunpoint.

39. ARCHIE'S FRAUD Archie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.

40. THE THREAT Archie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker household.

41. GLORIA AND THE RIDDLE Gloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answered by Edith.

42. LIONEL STEPS OUT Archie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.

43. EDITH FLIPS HER WIG Edith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.

44. THE BUNKERS AND THE SWINGERS Edith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.

45. MIKE COMES INTO MONEY Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

46. FLASHBACK: MIKE AND GLORIA'S WEDDING (PART 1) On the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.

47. FLASHBACK: MIKE AND GLORIA'S WEDDING (PART 2) The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

48. MIKE'S APPENDIX Gloria is outraged when Mike insists that a male doctor perform his appendix operation.

49. EDITH'S WINNING TICKET Archie schemes to bilk the Jeffersons out of their winnings from a lottery ticket that Edith bought for Louise.

50. ARCHIE AND THE BOWLING TEAM Archie loses his spot on a top bowling team to a black player.

51. THE LOCKET Archie tries to cheat the insurance company out of three hundred dollars after Edith misplaces her family heir-loom locket.

52. ARCHIE IN THE HOSPITAL Archie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate hospital room, unaware that he's black.

53. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE An old school chum tries to convince Archie that his fears of growing old are all in his mind.

54. ARCHIE GOES TOO FAR Edith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.

55. CLASS REUNION Archie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion -- until he finds out that one of her old beaus will be attending.

56. HOT WATCH Archie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.

57. ARCHIE IS BRANDED Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.

58. EVERYBODY TELLS THE TRUTH It's _Rashomon_ Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versoins of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handymen in the Bunker kitchen.

59. ARCHIE LEARNS HIS LESSON Archie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma.

60. GLORIA, THE VICTIM After an attempted sexual assault, Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.

61. THE BATTLE OF THE MONTH In a foul mood, Gloria lambasts Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.

62. WE'RE HAVING A HEAT WAVE Henry Jefferson joins Archie in trying to prevent a Hispanic family from moving into the neighborhood.

63. WE'RE STILL HAVING A HEAT WAVE As the Lorenzos settle in, Archie grows jealous of Edith's friendship with Irene.

64. EDITH FINDS AN OLD MAN Edith befriends a lonely old man, though Archie is less than thrilled to have a constant reminder of his own advancing years hanging around the house.

65. ARCHIE AND THE KISS Gloria brings home a Rodin replica for the living room, but the erotic sculpture makes Archie cringe.

66. ARCHIE THE GAMBLER Edith is deeply disturbed to find out Archie's been playing the horses after he promiesed never to gamble again.

67. HENRY'S FAREWELL Archie finally meets George Jefferson at Henry's going-away party.

68. ARCHIE AND THE COMPUTER Edith receives a small fortune in quarters as a result of a computer error, while another computer informs Archie that he's been officially declared dead.

69. THE GAMES BUNKERS PLAY Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism during an informal group-therapy game.

70. EDITH'S CONVERSION Archie thinks Irene Lorenzo is trying to convert Edith to Catholicism.

71. ARCHIE IN THE CELLAR Locked in his cellar with a bottle of vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

72. BLACK IS THE COLOR OF MY TRUE LOVE'S WIG Gloria is insulted when Michael's ardor is renewed after she dons a cheap dime-store wig.

73. SECOND HONEYMOON Archie and Edith rekindle their romance durin a second honeymoon in Atlantic City.

74. THE TAXI CAPER An influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie from pressing charges against his son after the boy robs Archie in Munson's cab.

75. ARCHIE IS CURSED Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, but he begs off, complaining of a sore back.

76. EDITH'S CHRISTMAS STORY During the Christmas holidays, Edith tries to hide the fact that she may have breast cancer.

77. MIKE AND GLORIA MIX IT UP The Stivics' love life reaches another impasses when Michael is put off by Gloria's romantric aggressiveness.

78. ARCHIE FEELS LEFT OUT Archie refuses to attend his own birthday party.

79. ET TU, ARCHIE Archie sabotages an old friend's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.

80. GLORIA'S BOYFRIEND Archie's misconceptions run amok when Gloria befriends the retarded box boy from the local market.

81. LIONEL'S ENGAGEMENT Archie squares off with George Jefferson's mother when he and Edith attend Lionel's engagement party.

82. ARCHIE EATS AND RUNS The Bunkers are in a panic after Archie eats a stew made from mushrooms that might have been contaminated.

83. GLORIA SINGS THE BLUES Gloria is bewildered after she falls temporarily out of life with Michael, until she discovers her mother went through the same thing with Archie.

84. PAY THE TWENTY DOLLARS Archie unwittingly passes George Jefferson a counterfeit twenty-dollar bill and sets off a string of hilarious exchanges as the family attempts to rectify the error.

85. MIKE'S GRADUATION Archie's spirits soar on Mike's graduation day, until he discovers that his meathead son-in-law has accepted a fellowship and won't be moving out for another year.

86. THE BUNKERS AND INFLATION The Bunkers' breadwinner tries to avoid breaking the news that his union has called a strike.

87. THE BUNKERS AND INFLATION -- ARCHIE UNDERFOOT Tempers flare in the Bunker household when Archie finds himself with nothing to do but sit around the house.

88. THE BUNKERS AND INFLATION -- EDITH THE JOB HUNTER When strike negotiations bog down, Archie grudgingly trades places with Edith and allows her to take a job at Jefferson's dry cleaners.

89. THE BUNKERS AND INFLATION -- ARCHIE'S RAISE Archie's union settles the strike, but under terms that effectively leave him worse off than he was before the walkout.

90. LIONEL THE LIVE-IN Lionel arrives to spend a few days with the Bunkers after a big blowup with his father.

91. ARCHIE'S HELPING HAND The reising tide of feminism confronts Archie on all sides when Edith joins a women's group and Irene lands a job alongside him on the loading dock.

92. GLORIA'S SHOCK Gloria is shocked when Mike announces that he doesn't plan on having children.

93. WHERE'S ARCHIE? (PART 1) Edith holds her first Tupperware party under a cloud of worry when Archie disappears on his way to a union convention in Buffalo.

94. ARCHIE IS MISSING (PART 2) With no word from Archie after twenty-four hours, the family faces the possibility that he might've run off with another woman.

95. THE LONGEST KISS (PART 3) Archie returns from his sorry adventure -- he got sidetracked to a podiatrists' convention in Rochester -- to find his friends and family celebrating his return with kissing contests, Hula Hoops, and ballroom dancing.

96. ARCHIE AND THE MIRACLE After an accident on the loading dock brings Archie within inches of his life, he suddenly becomes a devout -- if somewhat hypocritical -- churchgoer.

97. GEORGE AND ARCHIE MAKE A DEAL George Jefferson seeks Archie's help when he runs for local political office.

98. ARCHIE'S CONTRACT Irene and the Jeffersons bail the Bunkers out after Archie buys two thousand dollars' worth of aluminum siding from a fast-talking salesman.

99. MIKE'S FRIEND Gloria is made to feel like an intellectual outcast when she spends the evening with Mike and one of his graduate-school friends.

100. THE BEST OF ALL IN THE FAMILY (ONE HOUR) Henry Fonda hosts an hour-long retrospective of high points from the show's first four years.

101. PRISONER IN THE HOUSE A plumber's assistant causes Archie agony when he finds out the worker is a convict on a work-release program from Sing Sing.

102. THE JEFFERSONS MOVE UP The Bunkers bid a fond farewell to the Jeffersons when their neighbors abandon Queens for the nouveau-riche life in a Manhattan high rise. [This episode was the pilot for "The Jefffersons."]

103. ALL'S FAIR Gloria gives Edith a lesson in marriage assertiveness.

104. AMELIA'S DIVORCE Edith is surprised to discover that her cousin Amelia's ideal marriage is rotten to the core.

105. EVERYBODY DOES IT Archie steals a box of nails from work and finds himself at the center of a household debate on morality.

106. ARCHIE AND THE QUIZ Archie feels the weight of his own mortality after a magazine quiz on life expectancy gives him another seven years -- tops.

107. EDITH'S FRIEND Edith is reunited with her childhood sweetheart when she returns to her hometown for a wedding.

108. NO SMOKING The Bunker hous is locked in a battle of wills after Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking.

109. MIKE MAKES HIS MOVE After a fruitless search for new lodgings, Mike and Gloria agree to rent George Jefferson's old hous -- even though it means living next door to Archie.

110. THE VERY MOVING DAY Gloria is nervous about announcing her unexpected pregnancy because of Mike's stubborn attitude toward overpopulation.

111. ALONE AT LAST Teary farewells turn into fireworks when Mike hits Archie with five years of repressed rage, only to discover that he and Gloria can't move out for another week.

112. ARCHIE THE DONOR Archie tries to impress his boss by making the maximum contribution to his favorite charity and unwittingly donates his body to medical science.

113. ARCHIE THE HERO Archie gets a rude shock when the tall, classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.

114. MIKE'S PAINS Mike has second thoughts about natural childbirth when he gets queasy at the prospect of standing in the delivery room during Gloria's labor.

115. CHAIN LETTER Archie's refusal to participate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.

116. MIKE FACES LIFE Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

117. EDITH BREAKS OUT Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.

118. GRANDPA BLUES Archie has difficulty keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.

119. GLORIA SUSPECTS MIKE Gloria suspects hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours.

120. THE LITTLE ATHEIST Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.

121. ARCHIE'S CIVIL RIGHTS Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested for using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

122. GLORIA IS NERVOUS The baby is already nine days overdue, and the stress is turning Mike and Gloria into nervous wrecks.

123. BIRTH OF THE BABY (PART 1) Stuck in a phone booth in an Italian restaurant, Gloria goes into labor while ARchie is busy rehearsing for his lodge's minstrel show.

124. BIRTH OF THE BABY (PART 2) Archie arrives at the hospital direct from his minstrel show -- in blackface -- just in time for Gloria's blessed event.

125. NEW YEAR'S WEDDING The Stivics have a spat when Michael volunteers their living room for a wedding ceremony without even consulting Gloria.

126. ARCHIE THE BABY-SITTER Archie's buddies form a lullaby quartet when Grandpa Bunker baby-sits Joey on his poker night.

127. ARCHIE FINDS A FRIEND Archie sees a chance to get rich quick when he befriends an old watchmaker who's got a surefire invention.

128. MIKE'S MOVE Mikes's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.

129. ARCHIE'S WEIGHTY PROBLEM Energetic Justin Quiqley inspires Archie to stick with the strict diet his doctor has recommended.

130. LOVE BY APPOINTMENT Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

131. JOEY'S BAPTISM After Mike and Gloria refuse to have their son baptized, Archie stubbornly steals away to a church to douse the infant himself.

132. MIKE AND GLORIA'S HOUSEGUESTS A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.

133. EDITH'S NIGHT OUT Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelcy's Bar.

134. ARCHIE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER (PART 1 -- ONE HOUR) Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he dated a flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

135. ARCHIE'S BRIEF ENCOUNTER (PART 2) Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.

136. THE UNEMPLOYMENT STORY (PART 1) Archie's self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock.

137. THE UNEMPLOYMENT STORY (PART 2) A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a janitor's job to Archie.

138. ARCHIE'S OPERATION (PART 1) Archie's trip to the hospital is an ethnic nightmare: He's admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.

139. ARCHIE'S OPERATION (PART 2) Archie recuperates in record time after he's called back to work -- with a raise and a promotion.

140. BEVERLY RIDES AGAIN As a practical joke, Archie fixes up one of his drinking buddies with female impersonator Beverly LaSalle

141. TERESA MOVES IN The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.

142. MIKE AND GLORIA'S WILL The Bunkers are stunned to hear that Mike and Gloria plan to appoint another couple as Joey's legal guardians in their will.

143. MR. EDITH BUNKER Edith saves a man's life and becomes the toast of the town, but Archie isn't happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.

144. ARCHIE'S SECRET PASSION Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounter with an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.

145. THE BABY CONTEST Archie enters Joey in a newspaper's beautiful-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.

146. GLORIA'S FALSE ALARM Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he's talked about for years.

147. THE DRAFT DODGER Sparks fly when Mike invites a former draft resister to the Bunkers' Christmas dinner, where the guest of honor is the father of a vet who was killed in Vietnam.

148. THE BOARDER PATROL The Bunkers return home unexpectedly to find Teresa in bed with her boyfriend.

149. ARCHIE'S CHAIR Archie's beloved easy chair ends up in an art museum after the repair shop accidentally sells it to a modern artist.

150. MIKE GOES SKIING Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.

151. STRETCH CUNNINGHAM, GOOD-BYE Archie reluctantly agrees to deliver Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unaware that his departed friend was Jewish.

152. THE JOYS OF SEX Edith sneaks a peek at a best-selling sex manual and decides her romantic life could stand a little perking up.

153. MIKE THE PACIFIST Mike feels guilty for punching a man on the subway, even though he acted in defense of Gloria.

154. FIRE Archie tries to collect on a fraudulent insurance claim after a small fire breaks out in the upstairs bathroom.

155. MIKE AND GLORIA SPLIT Mike spends a night with Archie after a fight with Gloria.

156. ARCHIE THE LIBERAL When his lodge comes under fire for discrimination, Archie tries to knock off two quotas at once by courting a black Jew for membership.

157. ARCHIE'S DOG DAY AFTERNOON Archie accidentally runs over Barney Hefner's dog.

158. ARCHIE GETS THE BUSINESS (ONE HOUR) Archie, desparate to realize his personal dream and buy Kelcy's Bar, forges Edith's signature on the mortgage papers.

159. COUSIN LIZ At the funeral of Edith's cousin Liz, the Bunkers are shocked to learn that she'd been living with a lesbian roommate for years.

160. EDITH'S FIFTIETH BIRTHDAY (ONE HOUR) Edith misses her birthday party when a rapist holds her at gunpoint in her own living room.

161. UNEQUAL PARTNERS Edith ruins Archie's weekend fishing trip when she stages a wedding in the Bunkers' living room.

162. ARCHIE'S GRAND OPENING The family steps in to serve drinks and tend bar at Archie's tavern after his staff deserts him on opening night.

163. ARCHIE'S BITTER PILL (PART 1) Archie takes a few pep pills to keep pace with the increased demands of running his own business and winds up with an amphetamine addiction.

164. ARCHIE'S ROAD BACK (PART 2) A despondent Archie retreats to his bedroom, until Harry offers to bail him out with a partnership offer for the bar.

165. ARCHIE AND THE KU KLUX KLAN (PART 1) Archie is nominated for membership in a mysterious fraternal order that turns out to be the local branch of the KKK.

166. ARCHIE AND THE KU KLUX KLAN (PART 2) Archie devises a plan to prevent the Klan from burning a cross on Mike and Gloria's lawn.

167. MIKE AND GLORIA MEET A flashback explores Mike and Gloria's first blind date.

168. EDITH'S CRISIS OF FAITH (ONE HOUR) Edith's religious faith is shaken after her friend female impersonator Berverly LaSalle is brutally murdered by street thugs at Christmas.

169. ARCHIE AND THE SUPER BOWL Archie's Place is robbed on Super Bowl Sunday, the busiest day of the year.

170. THE COMMERCIAL Edith is chosen to appear in a TV commercial but finds herself unable to lie when she begins to doubt the quality of the sponsor's detergent.

171. AUNT IOLA'S VISIT Archie refuses to let Edith's elderly aunt move into their spare bedroom, even after she's been turned away by every other relative.

172. LOVE COMES TO THE BUTCHER Archie is jealous when a lonely butcher lavishes attention on Edith.

173. TWO'S A CROWD Mike and Archie have a long talk after they find themselves locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

174. STALE MATES Mike and Gloria are sure the romance has gone out of their marriage when even a weekend in the Poconos fails to reignite the spark.

175. ARCHIE'S BROTHER Archie's estranged brother returns, after twenty-nine years, to smooth things over before he enters the hospital for a serious operation.

176. MIKE'S NEW JOB The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position in Santa Barbara.

177. THE DINNER GUEST Edith is crushed when Mike and Gloria make other plans after she's prepared a special farewell dinner in their honor.

178. THE STIVICS GO WEST The Bunker house is the scene of tearful good-byes as Mike and Gloria finally leave for California.

179. LITTLE MISS BUNKER Edith's cousin Floyd abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.

180. END IN SIGHT Archie spends a night wallowing in self-pity when an insurance physical reveals an ominous spot on his liver.

181. REUNION ON HAUSER STREET The Bunkers attempt to reunite Blanche and Barney Hefner after her latest fling with an exterminator fizzles.

182. WHAT'LL WE DO WITH STEPHANIE? The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.

183. EDITH'S FINAL RESPECTS Edith is the sole mourner at her Aunt Rose's funeral.

184. WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY Once again, Archie and Edith try to preserve peace between Barney Hefner and his extremely wayward wife.

185. ARCHIE'S OTHER WIFE At an American Legion convention, Archie awakens facing a beautiful black airline stewardess who swears they were married the night before.

186. EDITH VERSUS THE BANK Edith is disillusioned when her bank refuses to grant a loan without her husband's signature.

187. THE RETURN OF THE WAITRESS Edith finally confronts the waitress who tempted Archie's fidelity after Harry unwittingly hires her to work at Archie's Place.

188. BOGUS BILLS Edith is arrested for passing phony ten-dollar bills she got from Archie's Place.

189. THE BUNKERS GO WEST After Mike and Gloria cancel their trip home for Christmas, the Bunkers decide to travel west for the holidays.

190. CALIFORNIA, HERE WE ARE (ONE HOUR) The Bunkers arrive in Santa Barbara for Christmas and soon discover that all is not right with Mike and Gloria.

191. A NIGHT AT THE PTA When Edith develops laryngitis on the eve of her singing debut at Stephanie's PTA recital, Archie steps in to understudy the duet.

192. A GIRL LIKE EDITH Edith meets butcher Klemmer's new sweetheart, a woman who just happens to be her spitting image.

193. THE APPENDECTOMY Edith and Archie rush Stephanie to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

194. STEPHANIE AND THE CRIME WAVE The Bunkers are at odds over Stephanie's punishment when they catch her stealing petty items from around the house.

195. BARNEY THE GOLD DIGGER Barney Hefner is suicidal after Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.

196. STEPHANIE'S CONVERSION Archie is forced to reevaluate his religious prejudice after Stephanie tries to conceal the fact that she's Jewish.

197. EDITH GETS FIRED Edith loses her job at the Sunshine Home after she honors an invalid woman's final wish to be allowed to die with dignity.

198. THE BEST OF "ALL IN THE FAMILY" (NINETY-MINUTE SPECIAL) Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

199. THE RETURN OF ARCHIE'S BROTHER Archie's brother, Fred, arrives with his latest wife -- a child bride of eighteen.

200. THE FAMILY NEXT DOOR Archie hits the roof when Edith rents out the old Jefferson house to a black couple.

201. THE RETURN OF STEPHANIE'S FATHER Stephanie's father, Floyd, finally arrives with a devastating propostion for the Bunkers: They can keep Stephanie if they agree to pay him one thousand dollars cash.

202. TOO GOOD EDITH Archie is hurt and outraged when Edith tries to hide a serious illness from him.