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Aharpo.160 net.cycle utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!harpo!ber Fri Dec 18 22:09:03 1981 Re: headlight laws Maybe we will eventually be required to use sirens and bubble gum machines. (although I'm friendly with a couple (limping) cops that would argue their effectiveness)

My strategy is to appear invisible to traffic and always stay in front of them, and to pass them before they know it. I may be paranoid, but I KNOW they're all aiming for me, so if they don't see me ... Of course this tactic requires that I anticipate (correctly) their every move.

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