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Asri-unix.279 net.general utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!sri-unix!mclure Sat Dec 19 02:06:19 1981 dead baby stories I think net.db was the best newsgroup ever! Dead baby stories are my favorite type of news story and I always try to collect them. There are all sorts: python eats baby, distraught mother throws baby off freeway overpass, savage pack of wild dogs rip baby apart, baby drinks Draino, baby found in garbage can, etc. And do you know why I despise babies so much? It's because I eat in restaurants so often and there's always some damn baby screeching and making the meal unbearable. About the only way you can avoid them is by going to a super-expensive restaurant. But there's always bound to be one in your favorite Chinese or Mexican places.

Bring back dead babies!

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