NET.jokes

NET.jokes
1 +++THOUGHT+++
2 ... scabs
3 3 biggest lies: Clean version
4 3 degrees below zero
5 81's puns
6 82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q
7 82.04.02_utcsrgv.173_net.jokes.q
8 A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q)
9 A Twin Tower Saga
0 A University by any other name...
# A chemical tale that almost rhymes
* A new chemical form of birth control
A pun from the Windy City
A refurbished very old joke
Abelian Grapes
Adhesives and Pastries
Aggie War Story
Alexander Portnoy ...
And I'm not Joe King
Another DEC joke
Another Polish Joke
Another Zen light bulb joke
Another class of jokes
Another class of jokes
Another police joke
Applied Grammar
Artie the wierdo
BULL JOKES
BULL jokes question
Baby Jokes
Baby jokes.
Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke
Being an elevator operator...
Being an explosives expert...
British Virgins
Bundles for Britain.
But can they make good guacamole??
Camel story
Carpenters do it
Channuka humor
Chelm
Chem Joke
Chem Joke
Chem joke
Chem joke
Chemical Joke
Chemical joke
Chemistry Joke
Chemistry Joke
Chemistry joke
Chemists Only
Chicken Farming
Comedy Team
Comic Relief
Commentary on "oldy"
Computer Do Its
Computer-oriented songs
Confessions of Margaret Trudeau
Consulting Rates
Continuing Education
Correction and Notification
Cross roads - from a notesfile
DEC Field Service
DEC Field Service (a joke in itself)
DEVO
Datsun Expands
Dead Babies
Dead Babies
Dead Baby #324
Dead Baby #324
Define Canadian
Definition of accountant...
Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins?
Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax?
Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q
Do It Again
Do its
Do its
Do-its Query
Doit
Doit #4
Doits #2
Doits #3
Doits #7
Doits #8
Don't Read This if You Have Any Taste
Down in the Rat Lab
Dr. Pepper does it with .....
EE do its
Economic definitions
Egg Joke
Election day blues
Electron joke (story) wanted
Elephant Joke
Ethnic ...
Ethnic Joke
Ethnic Joke
Ethnic Jokes
Ethnic Jokes,etc.
Ethnic jokes
Ethnic jokes
Extension to Lisp
Fluid Mechanics
Fly Quantum, the discrete airline
For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Forget Ethnic, this is religious
Frank Sinatra ...
From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax
Generic jokes
Geting your money's worth
Getting your money's worth
Golden Throne
Good old elephants
Helen K.
Helen Keller
Helen Keller
Helen Keller jokes
Here comes another pun
How Many Americans
How do you keep your cactus so healthy?
How does a Jewish-American Princess change a light bulb?
How many Americans?
How many Americans?
How many Canadians...
How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to change a bulb?
How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
How many and Ethnic Jokes
How many computer engineers . . .
How many database people does it take ...
How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:
How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA?
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many...
How much energy is needed to destory a forest\?
How to make a decision in a beauracracy
I can dig...
I was once a coal miner...
INTER-COURSE JOKES
If...joke
In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).
It Seems That...
It just goes to show why we need joke.q...
Jim Brady
Jupiterians, Jovians (watmath.1288)
LA and California
Laws of Thermodynamics
Leper joke
Light Bulb Summary
Light Bulbs in Colorado
Long-lived Cetaceans
Ma Bell Burned
Martian Joke?
Martian Jungle Scene...
Mayor Daley still does it--
Milk Joke
More Dolly Parton:
More Elephant Jokes
More Funny Stuff
More Rolling the Ball
More Texan Jokes
More limericks...
More peculiar questions
Murphy's Law's
Murphys Law
Muscial Do Its
National Ahem?
New PCM newsgroup
Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke
Not a Polish joke
Not another light bulb joke
Not for Japanese elephant lovers
Not for Negros. -- no racism intended
Not really q
Obscene Phone Call
Oh, boy! Elephant jokes!
Olde Doit
On the lighter side
One more krazy joke
Our govt vs. Mcdonald's
Peculiar questions
Pinocchio
Pipeline Jokes
Polymer chemists do it...
Premed Primer
Preppies Beware
Presidents Buy Socks
Presidents in heaven
Programmer joke
Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while)
Q & A
Quantum mechanics
Question
Quotation...
RE: Being a coal miner
RE: VERY POOR TASTE
Raggedy-Ann
Re-incarnation.
Re:
Re: Camel story
Re: Sex and the Simple Man
Re: 81's puns
Re: A University by any other name...
Re: And What is Love?
Re: Another Polish Joke
Re: BULL JOKES
Re: Baby jokes.
Re: Being an elevator operator...
Re: But can they make good guacamole??
Re: Camel story
Re: Chem joke
Re: Chemists Only
Re: Chemists Only
Re: Computer-oriented songs
Re: Consulting Rates
Re: DWI
Re: Do-its Query
Re: Do-its Query
Re: EE do its
Re: Egg Joke
Re: Ethnic Jokes
Re: Ethnic Jokes
Re: Ethnic jokes
Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics
Re: Golden Throne
Re: How Many Americans
Re: How many Americans?
Re: How many Americans?
Re: How many Americans?
Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?
Re: Leper joke
Re: More peculiar questions
Re: More peculiar questions
Re: Murphys Law
Re: Murphys Law
Re: RE: VERY POOR TASTE
Re: Roses are red...
Re: Roses are red...?
Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke
Re: Texas strikes back at HBS
Re: Texas strikes back at HBS
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling . . .
Re: To get the ball rolling...
Re: What do you get ...
Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
Re: bad jokes on the net
Re: chem joke
Re: chem wit
Re: dead babies
Re: further auto jokes
Re: further auto jokes
Re: humor of questionable taste
Re: joke
Re: more bulb jokes
Re: more bulb jokes
Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. (watmath.2260)
Re: re: spring
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: read this with an open mind
Re: wisdom
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...
Re:3 degrees below zero!
Real MAN jokes
Redundant joke
Room Clearers
Rooster joke
Roses
Roses are red...
Royal Wedding
Royal Wedding jokes
Royal Wedding jokes and Lesse Majeste
Russian Joke Contest
S U P E R B U G !
Sailors in inland Canada
Scotsmen do it...
Scottish riddle
Sex and the simple man
Sex, Snow, and Dogs
Sexist sheep joke
Shah Guido G stories
Shoplifter's Creed:
Shoplifters Creedll...
Should be a joke
Sick
Sickies
Sign on hotel near closed GM Plant
Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?)
So there's this Texan and a B-Schooler, see? ...
Social Pariah: net.jokes.q
Some more Doits ...
Soooo fat...
Spring
Spring : net.jokes
Still Another Light Bulb Joke
Stories your parents didn't tell you
Survival Test
T. V. Movies
TV Guide
Texans Beware!
Texans Lookout!
Texas strikes back at HBS
The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics
The Curse of King Tut
The Night Before Chanukah or ...
The THING KING
The censorship debate
The demise of net.jokes.q
The demise of net.jokes.q
The secret of immortality
The ultimate elephant joke.
Theorem: Halloween = Christmas
Thermodynamic songs
This one should be nuked
Three lies
Three more chemistry jokes
To all Canadians:
To get the ball rolling . . .
To get the ball rolling...
To get the ball rolling...
Told by a friend
Trip to Hawaii for $9.95
True light bulb joke for Californians
Try this one...
VERY POOR TASTE
Very bad joke
WC...
WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv
Well, I think it's a funny computer doit...
Well, maybe not, but where else?
What
What do elephants use for tampons?
What do you call...
What do you do when your engine quits at night?
What do you get ...
What does a pilot eat when on a diet?
What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo?
What is Time?
What is?
What's A gluteous maximus?
What's President Reagan's favorite vegetable?
What's a minimum?
What's purple and commutes?
What's the difference between a photographer and a painter?
Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph?
Whats ten inches long and white?
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Why do babies have the soft spot in the back of their heads?
Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
Why is it that...
Wood-eye Joke
Wordplay
Worse than bad taste
YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke.
YALBJ
YALBJ
YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke)
YALBJ with a twist
Yak & Yuk
Yet Another Camel Joke
Yet Another Light Bulb Joke
Yet Another Limerick
Yet another lightbulb joke ...
Yiddish Encounter
You call it what???
You rogue!
Zen and Light Bulbs
a chuckle
a curiosity
a fable
a funny one for once????
another dead baby joke
another do it joke...
another one
another one
another one
army intellegence
auto jokes
avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes
bad jokes on the net
bad taste vs. bad jokes
bug joke again for arpavax
cat in the trash
chem
chem joke
chem lab graffiti
chem wit
chemist's joke
civil servants
civil servants
clarification of stasho & guido
crude jokes
curse of King Tut
dead babies
doit's
ethnic joke
ethnic jokes
ethnic jokes
ethnic jokes
ethnics
foo
foreign humor
further auto jokes
generic ethnic jokes
harmless ethnic joke
harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusio (ucbvax.5663 followup)
harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusion)
how did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
humor of questionable taste
humour
i was a baby once
infect: another funny manual page
joke
joke of good taste
joke theory
jokes
jokes of questionable taste
leper jokes
light bulbs
light bulbs
limerick
limerick
limerick
limerick
limerick
more Helen Keller humor...
more bulb jokes
more bulb jokes
more bulb jokes again
more rooster jokes
multics
nationalities
oldie but goodie
oldy
one more do it joke
oneliner
pig joke
please- no more cruel/sick stuff
political joke
professional do its
psychological do its
psyciatrists
re FINAL EXAM...
re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau
re: spring
re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS
read this with an open mind
reagan joke
rench.safe
rolling the ball
roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?
seasonal joke
sigh
sorry texas A & M
star trek
story time
surreal jokes
thanks for all the roses are red jokes...
three roosters?
title=Operating Systems Humour
tmn
tree joke
two bra jokes
uwvax!greg joke
what's a megawatt...?
whoops
why dont
wisdom
wisdom, continued
worse oneliner
xyzzy command (sytek.144 in net.lan)
yalbj
yalbj
yalbj
yet another fairy-tale comment...
yet another light bulb joke
yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke
zoom, zoom!