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Aihnss.895 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!lbo Fri Dec 18 20:25:05 1981 Dead Babies Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Two scoops of ice cream, and three scoops of dead baby.

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