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Awhuxlb.121 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!harpo!whuxlb!eric Wed Jan 6 19:27:29 1982 Rooster joke There was a farmer who had a rooster who was fantastic at servicing chicken. the farmer made a good amount of money renting out the rooster for weekends. One Friday, a man comes up and wants to rent the rooster. The Farmer charges him $25, but demaned an extra $100 deposit. "A hundred dollar deposit?? Why?" "Well, if you don't watch him to well, he'll work himself to death". So the guy takes the rooster home, and lets him loose in the coop. The rooster services all 30 chickens in two minutes, and before the farmer can react, the rooster escapes and runs for the pond. Five minutes later, the farmer makes it to the pond. The ducks are all lying facec down in the water, and the rooster is dissappearing over the hill toward the cow pasture. "shit, there goes my hundred bucks", say the farmer as he walks over the hill. In the middle of the pasture the rooster is laying, almost dead. Buzzards are flying about overhead. The farmer reaches down to pick up the body, and the rooster raises his head and says, "Get the HELL out of here!!" "Why?" "Because when you're going after buzzards, you gotta play their game"

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