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Ahouxg.106 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!houxi!houxd!houxc!hound!houti!houxt!houxn!houxg!glenn Thu Jan 7 15:00:18 1982 Dead Baby #324 queue: Why did the dead baby cross the road? anser: Because it was handcuffed to a chicken.

(If you think this is in bad taste, read the Helen Keller jokes.)

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