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Ahao.181 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!hao!woods Mon Feb 8 10:04:51 1982 3 biggest lies: Clean version

1) I love you 2) The check is in the mail 3) I'm from Washington and I'm here to help you

The ug.jokes version has the same first two...

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