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Asdcsvax.960 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!sdcarl!phonlab!sdcsvax!phil Thu Feb 25 16:42:07 1982 zoom, zoom! One day Mr. Snail walked into a Porsche dealer to buy a car. The following is a condensed version of what happened...

Car Dealer: Hello Mr. Snail, what can I do for you today.

Mr. Snail: I have been saving money for years now and I am finally here to buy a Porsche. That Turbo Carerra over there looks mighty fine!

CD: That's a very expensive car, can you really afford it?

MS: No problem there, in fact I want a custom paint job. Can you arrange to get it painted with little "S"'s all over?

CD: OK, little fellow. Whatever you say.

A week later the car was ready and Mr. Snail went back to the dealer. He was very excited, as you might imagine.

CD: Your car is ready, but before you go will you please explain why you wanted little "S"'s painted all over it?

MS: Well, now when I go tearing down the road, people will say " Look at that S car go! ".

[perhaps this belongs in net.cooks or net.auto...]

Phil Cohen University of California, San Diego

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