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Aucbarpa.978 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:arnold Thu Mar 11 13:59:52 1982 further auto jokes Let us not forget that sometimes excuses must be given to officers of the law when the apprehend us minding (or winding) our dutiful way home. Here are two I have used to great effect: "Honesh, Ossifer, nobody wash drivin'. We wash all in the back singin'!"

"We wash just havin' a singalong, and I kept gettin' off key, sho they said to me: 'Here, you're too drunk to sing. Why don't \you/ drive?'"

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