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Awatmath.2204 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!pcmcgeer Wed Apr 14 00:10:52 1982 How Many Americans The original version (ca 1979) of this joke went: q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Five. One to screw in the bulb, four to fill out the Environmental Impact statement.

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