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Amhuxh.397 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!harpo!zeppo!wheps!eagle!mhuxt!mhuxa!mhuxh!lute Tue Apr 20 16:27:32 1982 Real MAN jokes

These jokes are taken from a satirical article in a magazine I just read. The title of the article is "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche!" I hope nobody takes them the wrong way, but I have to admit when you first read them they do force ac do force a chuckle. So here goes!

Q. How many Real Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q. How many Real Men does it take to cross a river?

A. 5000. 4999 to build the suspension bridge and one to drive across it in a tractor trailer.

Q. Why did the Real Man cross the road?

A. None of you damn business!

Yeah, I know they're bad, but how many Real Man jokes do you hear these days?

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