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Adecvax.188 net.math utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!minow Mon Mar 15 17:56:34 1982 Re: whats your favorite paradox? My favorite paradox is "Abbot and Costello's" -- it goes something like this:

A. The thermos bottle is the greatest invention in the universe!

C. Why is that?

A. Because it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

C. What's so special about that?

A. How do it know?

Best from Martin Minow

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